I Didn't Expect to Love the Viral ‘Salmon Sperm' Facial This Much

Overall rejuvenation was my goal—and this treatment delivered in many ways.
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“You'd probably see some good results from Morpheus."

This is what a dermatologist told me recently when, during a routine body-check visit, I'd grilled him about what I could do to my face to gently mitigate some changes I'd noticed in the five years since a traumatic birth experience, the COVID-19 pandemic, a litany of hormonal fluctuations, and a general sense of unease about the world in which we live.

Morpheus is, of course, Morpheus8, a slightly ominous-sounding fractional treatment that was brought to market in 2020 and is largely considered to be among the gold standards of non-surgical skin remodeling—i.e., more collagen production, addressing mild laxity, treating acne scarring, fine lines, and under-eye circles in one shot. (Kim Kardashian does it, so, ya know.)